Cow Quotes

"As a cow is the most patient of creatures, you should at least have the patience to learn from her." - Mahatma Gandhi

"The best way to make people happy is to make them laugh, and the best way to do that is to tell them a good cow joke." - Steve Martin

From the humble cow come a wealth of wisdom, humor, and inspiration. Here is a collection of cow quotes that will make you laugh, think, and appreciate these gentle creatures.

"A cow is a very good animal in the field, but a bad one in the kitchen." - William Blake

"The only thing better than a cow is a herd of cows." - Russell Crowe

"If you want to see God, look in the eyes of a cow." - Rabindranath Tagore

"The best way to make a cow laugh is to milk her with a helium tank." - Unknown

"If you want to live a long life, eat like a cow." - Unknown